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	<title>equivocal ramblings &#187; Morons</title>
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		<title>He&#8217;s Definitely Not Getting a Zonda</title>
		<link>http://kevinfrancis.net/journal/2009/06/hes-definitely-not-getting-a-zonda/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Francis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I want a 350Z&#8221;, Sanjev said to me. &#8220;Well, I want a Zonda&#8220;. We were discussing dreams for one reason or another while waiting for the phone-shop dude to finish sticking on a screen protector for me. It took him about fifteen minutes from start to end, which really built up my expectations. From the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I want a 350Z&#8221;, Sanjev said to me. &#8220;Well, I want a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagani_Zonda">Zonda</a>&#8220;. We were discussing dreams for one reason or another while waiting for the phone-shop <em>dude</em> to finish sticking on a screen protector for me. It took him about fifteen minutes from start to end, which really built up my expectations. From the care he showed in positioning it (3 retries!) I thought to myself, &#8220;this is going to be the best screen protector ever!&#8221;.</p>

<p>I was wrong. He positioned it too far right, and somewhere along the way managed to leave a mark on the top left edge.</p>

<p>As we walked away, I was ranting about how badly done it was, and Sanjev turned and said sardonically, &#8220;Well he&#8217;s definitely not getting a Zonda&#8221;. I have to agree.</p>
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		<title>On the Frustration Experienced in Trying to Install Photoshop CS3</title>
		<link>http://kevinfrancis.net/journal/2009/01/on-the-frustration-experienced-in-trying-to-install-photoshop-cs3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 12:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Francis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is perhaps the best way I&#8217;ve seen frustration with a software installer expressed in a long while:


  I forsee Friends of Ed creating a book series, &#8220;Foundation Adobe CS3 Installation&#8221;, Amazon cross selling people who buy the software with something like &#8220;Customers who purchased Adobe CS3, also bought 100 capsule bottles of Excedrin, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is perhaps the best way I&#8217;ve seen frustration with a software installer expressed in a long while:</p>

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  <p><em>I forsee Friends of Ed creating a book series, &#8220;Foundation Adobe CS3 Installation&#8221;, Amazon cross selling people who buy the software with something like &#8220;Customers who purchased Adobe CS3, also bought 100 capsule bottles of Excedrin, Pepsid AC, and a book titled &#8220;How to find a job when you&#8217;ve been fired for missing a deadline because you were installing Adobe CS3&#8243;.</em>
  <br />
  <br />
  &#8212; Dave Gillem on <a href="http://www.cruciallimit.com/blog/?p=74">Crucial Limit</a></p>
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<p>P.S.: Yes I like long titles :)</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Wherever I go, I hear the same tired Middle East comparisons&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://kevinfrancis.net/journal/2009/01/wherever-i-go-i-hear-the-same-tired-middle-east-comparisons/</link>
		<comments>http://kevinfrancis.net/journal/2009/01/wherever-i-go-i-hear-the-same-tired-middle-east-comparisons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Francis</dc:creator>
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  My favourite moment came when I pointed out that journalists should be on the side of those who suffer. If we were reporting the 18th-century slave trade, I said, we wouldn&#8217;t give equal time to the slave ship captain in our dispatches. If we were reporting the liberation of a Nazi concentration camp, [...]]]></description>
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  <p><em>My favourite moment came when I pointed out that journalists should be on the side of those who suffer. If we were reporting the 18th-century slave trade, I said, we wouldn&#8217;t give equal time to the slave ship captain in our dispatches. If we were reporting the liberation of a Nazi concentration camp, we wouldn&#8217;t give equal time to the SS spokesman. At which point a journalist from the Jewish Telegraph in Prague responded that &#8220;the IDF are not Hitler&#8221;. Of course not. But who said they were?</em>
  <br />
  <br />
  &#8212; <em><a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/fisk/robert-fiskrsquos-world-wherever-i-go-i-hear-the-same-tired-middle-east-comparisons-1297595.html">Wherever I go, I hear the same tired Middle East comparisons by Robert Fisk</a></em></p>
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		<title>Software Net Installers</title>
		<link>http://kevinfrancis.net/journal/2008/08/software-net-installers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Francis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Windows Live,

Windows Live Messenger took 1 hour and 30 minutes to install thanks your installer deciding my offline package (downloaded just this afternoon) was too old. Apparently there was a minute version mismatch with the latest one in your repository.

Installing software on Windows in general is an already slow process, but you seem to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Windows Live,</p>

<p>Windows Live Messenger took <strong>1 hour and 30 minutes</strong> to install thanks your installer deciding my offline package (downloaded just this afternoon) was too old. Apparently there was a minute version mismatch with the latest one in your repository.</p>

<p>Installing software on Windows in general is an already slow process, but you seem to think that it&#8217;d be awesome to slow me down further. Please bear in mind that not everyone has a T3 connection.</p>

<p>Please fix. Kthnxbai.</p>

<p>Sincerely,
Kevin.</p>
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		<title>Audio Playback Suckage and Vista Service Pack 1</title>
		<link>http://kevinfrancis.net/journal/2008/07/audio-playback-suckage-and-vista-service-pack-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Francis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vista Service Pack 1. I put music on, walk away and come back a while later. My screensaver is active. I click the mouse once to deactivate it, and what happens? Audio playback skips.

Vista Service Pack 1 Audio: Fail.

P.S.: I can&#8217;t help but notice that everything I write about Vista tends to the negative. About [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vista Service Pack 1. I put music on, walk away and come back a while later. My screensaver is active. I click the mouse once to deactivate it, and what happens? <strong>Audio playback skips</strong>.</p>

<p>Vista Service Pack 1 Audio: <strong>Fail</strong>.</p>

<p>P.S.: I can&#8217;t help but notice that everything I write about Vista tends to the negative. About the only positive thing I can say is that <q>It&#8217;s <em>quite</em> pretty.</q></p>
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		<title>The Fully Functional Office 2007 Trial</title>
		<link>http://kevinfrancis.net/journal/2007/05/the-fully-functional-office-2007-trial/</link>
		<comments>http://kevinfrancis.net/journal/2007/05/the-fully-functional-office-2007-trial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 19:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Francis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Much like jhall&#8217;s problems with the office 2007 trial, I downloaded the Office Standard edition 2007 Trial. Now, on the website it has this to say:


  Trial programs contain the same functionality that you get when you buy the perpetual versions — but only for a limited time.


Well, something is seriously wrong with their [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Much like <a href="http://canllaith.org/?p=33">jhall&#8217;s problems with the office 2007 trial</a>, I downloaded the Office Standard edition 2007 Trial. Now, on the website it has this to say:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Trial programs contain the same functionality that you get when you buy the perpetual versions — but only for a limited time.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Well, something is seriously wrong with their activation process because even after activation, and getting an expiry date (sometime in July), I couldn&#8217;t do anything but view files, email etc.</p>

<p>How can they get something like this wrong? This is a really bad experience for anyone evaluating Office 2007 for their company (like I am).</p>

<p><strong>Update:</strong> Well, it works now. Uninstalling it and reinstalling fixes the problem. Same thing on another machine. This is most odd. I quite like it so far though&#8230;</p>
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		<title>RHB: You&#8217;re Terrible at Online Banking, Consider Fixing, or Quit the Business</title>
		<link>http://kevinfrancis.net/journal/2007/04/rhb-youre-terrible-at-online-banking-consider-fixing-or-quit-the-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Francis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RHB has disappointed me once again with yet another facet of their services. Their wonderful online portal (shockingly similar in layout to MayBank) isn&#8217;t quite up to snuff when it comes to interbank transfers it seems.

On Thursday I transferred some funds from my RHB account to my MayBank account, and I still don&#8217;t have it. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.rhbbank.com.my/">RHB</a> has disappointed me once again with yet another facet of their services. Their wonderful online portal (shockingly similar in layout to <a href="http://www.maybank2u.com.my/">MayBank</a>) isn&#8217;t quite up to snuff when it comes to interbank transfers it seems.</p>

<p>On Thursday I transferred some funds from my RHB account to my MayBank account, and <em>I still don&#8217;t have it</em>. It is Saturday morning. Talk about poor service. Idiots. Now I&#8217;m going to have to worry about where my money went through the weekend and call them and give them an earful on Monday. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll get my money on Monday or (god forbid) Tuesday, but the problem really is that I wanted to use it <em>today</em>.</p>

<p>This is such a contrast to Maybanks wonderfully consistent service &#8212; instant, or near instant transfer. You click OK, and within a few minutes your money is available, even with interbank transfers. Then again, RHB is the bank that took 5 working days to clear a cheque of mine once, so I&#8217;m wondering if I should even be surprised?</p>
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