Archive for the ‘Asides’ Category

He’s Definitely Not Getting a Zonda

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

“I want a 350Z”, Sanjev said to me. “Well, I want a Zonda“. We were discussing dreams for one reason or another while waiting for the phone-shop dude to finish sticking on a screen protector for me. It took him about fifteen minutes from start to end, which really built up my expectations. From the care he showed in positioning it (3 retries!) I thought to myself, “this is going to be the best screen protector ever!”.

I was wrong. He positioned it too far right, and somewhere along the way managed to leave a mark on the top left edge.

As we walked away, I was ranting about how badly done it was, and Sanjev turned and said sardonically, “Well he’s definitely not getting a Zonda”. I have to agree.

SVNKit + Subclipse Problems

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

If you’re experiencing difficulty getting Subclipse working with SVNKit, install the very latest. One of the dependencies pulled in will list an SVNKit beta. Install that one and it’ll suddenly show up as a provider.

This is true as of Eclipse Ganymede and Subclipse 1.6.2 (installed with CollabNet Desktop). Just thought to save someone else several hours of their life :)

On Google Accounts

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

I have several domains running Google Apps for Domains. I also have a GMail/Google account. I’ve always found it odd that I cannot link my kevin@kevinfrancis.net account to my Google account in some way.

It’s a bit funny to have to keep what appears to be multiple Google accounts sitting around… I wonder if OpenID will factor into this in the future?

Safari 4 Scaling Zoom

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Finally, Safari has page scaling in the v4 Beta. Sadly though it appears to exhibit strange behaviour with GMail for instance — When I zoom in, it also scales the width of the entire page, which means I now have to scroll left and right :(

Now, whilst this may or may not be the best thing for scaling zoom to do, my question is rather about whether it’s the right thing to do…

Page scaling should in theory scale everything right? Thoughts anyone? Perhaps you’re familiar with the W3 recommendation on this matter…

A Case of Mistaken Identity; The Use of Corporate Email for Personal Messages

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

I’d been receiving what seemed like spam from the worlds most intelligent spam bot ever — I was getting invitations to baby showers, house warmings, company events and meetings. I started to feel like the bot was stalking me, like it was getting in my head.

Then someone named Karen Francis sent me this:

Hello,

My boss has mistakenly been sending you emails that are meant to be delivered to me, if you still have any of those emails could you please forward them to me. I would appreciate that so much. They would be messages from name removed

Thanks, Karen Francis

Yes — another kfrancis. This was in August 2008, a full 6 months after the first mails started coming in. There’s more though.

I’m still getting her emails today…

Personal Email from Work Addresses

The most amazing thing is the fact that nearly 100% of the personal emails that have been mistakenly sent my way are from work accounts. I find this disturbing. Don’t people know better?!

P.S.: Her sister has a $53 credit on her card (whatever that means). She wants her mum to use her card when she next buys a flight ticket.

Make Your Band’s Album Cover Meme

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

The meme has been going around, and here’s my take — click to embiggen :)

Make your band's album cover meme

Make your band’s album cover meme:

  1. Go to Wikipedie’s special random page. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
  2. Go to Quotations Page’s random quotations page. The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.
  3. Go to Flickr’s explore the last seven days page. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
  4. Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.
  5. Post it to FB with this text in the “caption” or “comment” and TAG the friends you want to join in.

Your Next Favourite Band

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Your Next Favourite Band is a service that ties into your Last.fm profile and attempts to predict what your next favourite band (duh) might be. I’ve run it a few times and it keeps saying the same thing: Jason Mraz. I really think they need to overhaul their algorithm because I dislike Jason Mraz.

Internationalisation and Localisation

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Found in the comments for the British English Dictionary pack for Firefox 3:

“My favourite dictionary. COLOUR COLOUR COLOUR COLOUR COLOUR See? None of those are spelling errors!”

scmartindale

On the Frustration Experienced in Trying to Install Photoshop CS3

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

This is perhaps the best way I’ve seen frustration with a software installer expressed in a long while:

I forsee Friends of Ed creating a book series, “Foundation Adobe CS3 Installation”, Amazon cross selling people who buy the software with something like “Customers who purchased Adobe CS3, also bought 100 capsule bottles of Excedrin, Pepsid AC, and a book titled “How to find a job when you’ve been fired for missing a deadline because you were installing Adobe CS3″.

— Dave Gillem on Crucial Limit

P.S.: Yes I like long titles :)

Windows 7 Beta: Live Messenger 2009 Connection Problems

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

If you’re having problems connecting, try forwarding port 1863 (TCP/UDP). Worked like a charm for me. No idea why this fails to work, but the OS and the IM client are both in beta, so …