Communist Manifesto
This is a beauty:
In 1918, this was found scribbled on a wall:
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.
I am a Communist, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can’t stop us all… after all, we’re all alike, and reside in the Castle of aaaaaagggh…